Crazy 911 Calls 2011

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Crazy 911 Calls 2011

I recently found a compilation of entirely crazy calls made to 911 in 2011 alone. The American emergency telephone number is something we’re all taught as children, and is most likely (I was unable to find an actual number) called thousands of times a day nationwide. 911 saves lives.

Despite the fact that we are all taught that it’s “for emergencies only” and that abusing the line can result in criminal charges, there are tons of recorded incidents where people genuinely call for help despite the fact that the problem at hand is clearly not an emergency.

911 is supposed to be for emergencies in the vein of: break-ins, kidnappings, domestic violence, fires, etc. So why is there evidence that in this past year alone a woman called 911 because her boyfriend wouldn’t propose to her? Sounds crazy? Well, it’s just one example of a ridiculous 911 call among many.

Crazy 911 Calls 2011

It makes me think that for the most part, Americans are complainers and completely deluded. I know so many citizens of this fine country who believe on a regular basis that small problems they endure are the “worst thing ever”. Everyone overreacts. Everyone feels like they’re a victim.

If you think I’m being cruel, take a moment to look at some of the crazy 911 calls of 2011. Sure, many of these people aren’t in their right frame of mind when they call. Still, for the most part, a trend is visible of people feeling as though their situation is important enough to get professional attention and that they have the right to complain about it.

Boy Calls 911 to report Dad to Santa.

A 4-year old boy called 911 to report his Dad for being “naughty”.

Charlie Sheen  + 911 call + very, very intoxicated.

This was the beginning of the Sheen saga where Charlie was on a 36 hour bender and got hurt.It turned out that Charlie Sheen had hernia.

Robert Michelson 911 Call.

He called 911 to find out how much trouble he could get in for his “hobby, and then Robert Michelson arrested for growing pot.

Intruder Calls 911 From Shower.

A man broke into a home in Portland and then as he was in the shower heard someone else enter the home, so he called 911. It was the owners coming back.

Man Calls 911 From Jail.

Joseph Walsh was hogtied in prison and called the authorities about it afterwards to complain about the matter.

Man Tells Cops Drug Dealer Gave Wrong Change.

Dexter White $40 change — Mr. White wasn’t given the forty bucks he was owed after purchasing drugs and thought it warranted a call to the authorities.

Woman Calls 911 Over Chinese Food

A woman in June called 911 because her Chinese food was lousy. Seriously.

Ahmed Hasnain Called Police.

Ahmed Hasnain wanted refund for the prostitute he hired as he felt she wasn’t attractive enough.

Man calls 911 Over Taco Bell.

He walked through a Taco Bell drivethru drunk and wasn’t served. So he called the cops. Terry Kimball charged with 911 misuse.

Family Lost in Corn Maze.

A scared family got lost in a corn maze and felt compelled to call 911 for help. This was in October and everybody knows what it’s like to be lost in a corn maze. I guess.

Kids Call 911 for Santa.

They were looking for Santa, and I guess they thought it was an emergency situations.

Man calls 911 to say he’s drunk driving.

He called to turn himself in.

Crazy 911 Calls 2011

All of these people are extreme examples of an ongoing trend of American complaining and delusion. We all think our situations are more important than anybody else. Sure, most of us won’t call 911 over anything, but it doesn’t mean the mentality in the shadows.

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Crazy 911 Calls 2011

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